Hello, I’m Rob and I’m the owner of this blog. I was born in Stockton in Tees in 1976, so you can tell already I’m from up North where me mam and dad had seen the town go through all the shipbuilding and the recessions and the like.

I’ve decided to do this blog because I’m bored at work and because I’ve been here so long that they don’t check on me so I can pretty much spend all day surfing the web and just doing enough not to get the sack. As you can probably tell I’m single, my best friend is my Wii and my regular partner is my right hand.. Yes I am sad but ho-hum what can you do.

Me mam’s always trying to help, infact yesterday she told me that I wasn’t doing enough to find meself a woman that she actually bought me some toothpaste products, she came in yesterday with a handful of Fluorodine toothpaste and some their mouthwash too. Now I’m not being ungrateful (infact the toothpaste is great!!) but when your mam is telling you to brush your teeth you’ve gotta think that you’re letting yourself go a bit.

I went passed a begger (not this one though as I'd have giving him money!) this morning and I was the only person he didn’t ask for money, I don’t know if that’s because I looked a wreck or I’m invisible to the world. Either way I suspose I was lucky not to get secounded by the gent for some spare change.

I think I may go out tonight and drive behind cars as they go through speed cameras and double flash my fog lights and watch them shit themselves worrying for the next 3 weeks that they are going to get a speeding ticket! That’ll be fun.

RB